This was a tough one. There were a lot of hard bodies running around the diamond this year, and after much deliberation we've been able to pick the top four and this year's winner.
4th Place--Justin Pugliese
Adhering to a strict diet of animal fries, Red Man chaw, and Riptide Rush, it's no wonder why this 97 pound McHenry native is probably the most cut athlete in the league. He has somehow managed to not change in any way physically since his twelfth birthday party. And for that, Justin, we say congrats on winning this award!
The league leader in GTL-ing, Drew has always been naturally ripped. Unfortunately his remarkable physique doesn't convert into bat-speed or hand eye coordination (Drew: "I hit better than YOU!!"). He is so unfamiliar with the gym he calls it James! (Drew: You stole that from Shaquille O'Neal!) So bat another eyelash Drew, your looks have done it for you again. Congrats on winning this prestigious award.
This silver medal decision was all about exposure. In this case, Lawson's body's exposure to the sun, and to the hungry eyes of the fans in the stands. The Bronze medal may have been more appropriate for this brazilian complexioned outfielder, but second place is what he deserves. Well done, Lawson.
Eric's the one in the khakis.
Eric is a combination of all of the best attributes of the three prior athletes mentioned. Probably the only player in the league except Poon who can bench press his batting average, and squat his OPS. Keep it up Eric, and congrats on taking home the gold!